You know what else is pretty good? Overhearing a fellow diner say, "I know now is the time to do some positive things to invest in the future of my hair."
Or how about the sign for "Dickie's #2 Grocery?" Why not #1? I mean, I don't want to consider either option while shopping for food, but if you're going to make me choose...
And that's all the awesome I've got for you tonight. You're welcome.