Ahem.
We had leftover pizza from the night before and we were just commenting on how the sea gulls here are not nearly as obnoxious as they are in Florida when one swooped in and stole Emily's pizza. Awhile later I watched another dive in for a huge piece of crust which he swallowed whole, presumably to avoid having to fight off the other gulls while he nibbled it. He must have instantly regretted that decision because he drew his neck in like a frightened turtle and started walking, then running toward the water where he gulped until he could fly away. I hope he got a bad case of indigestion.